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Where’s my Oscar for acting like I was straight all those years
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An elephant got caught on security camera picking up trash and putting it in a garbage can
MY HEART JUST FUCKING BROKE FUCK FILTHY ASS USELESS FUCKING HUMANS LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT !!! ELEPHANTS ARE PERFECT SAVE THE FUCKING ELEPHANTS
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In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.
damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it
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when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously
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